Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Chapter 2-Of Raspberry Cheesecake And Birthday Candles

Hey, what's up..
SugusChrono is back again..
Well, it has been awhile since the first chapter I posted..

Getting busy day by day,
But really,
SLACKING each single seconds..

Last week there comes a special day where one member of Future Evil Chemist celebrates her Once in a lifetime day..
You know what's that special day..
Her 21st birthday..
It was a Wednesday, dated 090909..
This date is so special that it only occurs once every millennium..
And so luckily she had the whole day to her own..

Well, not exactly to her own,
But for a bunch of Future Evil Chemists, too..
And yet we have got the room 9 for the whole noon of Wednesday..

Feel great, huh?
So do I..
090909 in room number 9..
Sounds like 9999..
Simpler and yet signifies one of the most meaningful day to her,
And to everyone of the Future Evil Chemist Affiliations..

Hmm...
I wonder..
9999...
It means forever and ever..
Truly I must say we all love the day..
God's Grace we enjoy the day very much..
Eating cheesecake..
Yes.. cheesecake, raspberry flavoured
From award-winning Secret Recipe..
Thank goodness it was a Masterpiece..

We enjoy the day pretty much..
Singing and Hymning..
Especially for the S.H.E.,
Well, a pseudo-S.H.E.,
Singing so beautifully on top of the sofa set..
I was mesmerised..
Well, kinda..
And you know what?
S.H.E.is comprised of the Birthday girl herself,
and two other beautiful yet are Evil Chemists..

Haha. LOL..

We gave the Birthday girl a sweet little bag as present..
Erm..
Most probably she will use it for Evil Chemist purposes..
(Beats me..)
Haha..
Just kidding..

After a whole day of self shocking experience in the karaoke box..
(Its name implies that it is RED..
Yet we stranded in a jet black room..
Cheated us of our precious money..)

We continue our self shocking mania in front of the entrance,
Taking photos and extra self shocking..
Well, I am one of the self shocking Evil chemists..

We were so self shocking that day that we actually make the Birthday Wish Card looks rather like a Autograph Card..
Hahahaha....
But she certainly loves it..
Thanking all of us for making it the most special day to her..
And we love doing it..
For everyone..
When his/her special day comes..

After a whole day of twittering,
We went back whole-heartedly to another class..

At the end of the day,
She was HAPPY, We were HAPPIER..

As long as we are friends and Evil Chemists,
We are Happy and will always be..

Friends 9999..

The end of chapter 2

Au revoir..

Friday, September 4, 2009

Blur Blur Physical Chemistry

Let me start with three LOVELY words..
First word..
sigh..
second word..
sigh..
Third word..
sigh..

So how come three words are the same?
TA DANG...
The answer is SIGH...

Am I annoying..?
this is a chemistry blog and yet I am still sighing around..
Sigh..

Let us count how many sigh I have written..
one..
two..
three..
four..
five..
six..
SEVEN..
how annoying....

But of course that is not as annoying as a so-called LECTURER
who has been repeating a celebrated WORD that seemed so "entertaining" to us chemistry students..

what?
what's the word?
haha..
i won't tell you..
just go to DK1 at 9am on fridays..
you will certainly get the answer..
such a noble word..
there is once he say it at a total of 583 times..
Amazing, isn't it?

Then I begin to wonder..
The only word I really understand in his lecture is THAT WORD...
Argh..
Can we change lecturer?
Well, I am not being fussy about lecturers..
It is just that I(I mean WE) wish to have a lecturer that really knew the right way to make us really understand what we have been learning and are going to learn..

Let us just not think about that..
I have learnt a new theory from the lecturer today..
Well, not really new as he quoted from a quantum scientist..
But I can't remember the name..
The THEORY is that in quantum mechanics/quantum physics/quantum chemistry
the MORE you understand, the MORE you don't understand
(or simply when you understand something, you begin to misunderstand it)

Then I begin to wonder again(wow.. I am so analytical :P)..
if the theory is RIGHT..
then why bother to study all those things related to QUANTUM?
in mandarin we says chi bao mei shi zuo(吃饱没事做)which means eat to full nothing to do..

So, the conclusion is..
Why bother study QUANTUM MECHANICS..?
That I leave it to you to answer..
For it is your opinion..

till then, au revoir..

From SugusChrono

看你后面,想打你前面!!

今天
星期五
每到这一天
就会有十万个不愿意
不愿意
上九点的课

为什么?
想必是化学一分子的弟子们
都会明白为什么

因为
九点的这一天
是上物理化学

教授是谁?
他可真是在我们部门
算是数一数二的人
我想没有一个化学成员的人
会不认识他

他长得
帅到
能令大家都抢着说
“他还单身的话,
我会加快脚步,
走在离他视线以外
的角落去躲”

此外
他还有更多内在美的
优点
让我们为他数一数

1。教书是非常小声,
但他从来都不会检讨自己
却一直还以为自己教得很好
认为自己是个举足轻重的人
以为大伙儿没有听到它课的话
就会失去方向
但事实上
他却不曾知道
他有解释等于没解释
他那种自满的神情
小动作冷笑话
真的看了令人发齿

2。骂人时声音洪亮
那时
不知什么事
什么人
踩到了他的尾巴
第一次见到他发脾气
非常惊讶
惊讶的不是他会有脾气
而是原来
他讲话可以是很大声的
而却咬字非常清晰
但教课时
却像含羞嗒嗒的姑娘们
真是
我的天啊

3。ok,em..常挂嘴边
夸张到曾经有人算过
一小时内能讲了至少583个ok
真的听了
都能背出他接下去要说的话了


4。骗话连篇
他可以为了掩饰自己的错
而作出了无数的骗话
无数的谎言后
还能理直气壮的
觉得自己没错
自己对完

这都是
他最出名的优点
真正要把他的优点说完
可真是考功夫呢
我想用几天都描述不完吧
不如再找些人来帮帮我吧
大家都同意他的优点吗?
或是有人
不认同我所说的
可以提出来
大家商量商量一下

最重要的 
今天
他说要给我们考试
大家听了
简直晴天霹雳
从来
我们都不明白
他的课
突然说
要考试
这可是糟糕了
谁能来打救我
我想
死期快到了

但是又不可以将说哦
因为
这伟大的教授
今天怎么说过:
“你越明白quantum mechanic,
就会变得越不明白它”

是不是很骄傲的理论?
那我们现在的不明白
是不是即将将在此考卷
会拿到一个A回来呢
教授
你真棒
真的‘爱’ 你
爱到我们快发狂了

我们何时才能摆脱
这么受人欢迎的你

何时有人
会提起勇气
把这教授的优点
投诉到上头去

何时
何时??

到了这
你们懂
他是谁了吗??